Mug Admirer Pillows

"Of course I've been drinking!"

'This might be the common ground we've been looking for.'

Ancient Racing

Love a Mutt

'Originally he was the mascot until we discovered he had a golden foot.'

On the brink.

"Wait—what did I come into this room to do?"

Cat chases mouse across a Zeppelin.

Piano and Pianist with broken legs.

Dolphin friendly tuna

Cow's straw

Grinning dog points at missing cat poster with glee

Gym Dog

"Except for that wall socket, the whole damn thing is a trompe-l'oeil."

Always an awkward moment when you meet a Dung Beetle...

"My path to success and fortune was that rather than foraging and storing my own food, I built a portfolio of storage properties to rent..."

"Frankly, I never would've figured you for an S.U.V. person."

'Let's go! Let's go! Hustle! ...Relatively speaking.'

"You're never home."

Slug roulette

'He hasn't been the same since the Goodyear blimp sneaked up behind him.'

Pea

'Sorry about this, but I really need a rug for my bachelor pad.'

"Life is too short! Why should I waste my time frantically searching for a mate when I can create art instead..."

Relaxing in front of a fire.

'Not only didn't he turn into a prince, but he gave me these awful warts!'

'I had a cough at the time!'

St Bernard delivering teddy to avalanche victim

The Daily Commute

"They don't look like an endangered species."

"Got any cards saying friendship is priceless under 5 bucks?"

'I tell you I smell Limburger.'