Frothy Mug Admirer Pillows

The best part of waking up...is brewski in your cup.

Beers

"I'm new here. How much do we leave for a tip?"

On Valentine's Day, sometimes you don't need cards, candy or flowers from the ones who love you.

"You're never home."

"Of course I've been drinking!"

Relaxing in front of a fire.

'Not only didn't he turn into a prince, but he gave me these awful warts!'

"Now this is what I call an honest little pub!"

The Daily Commute

A good leader should be able to conceive and articulate goals that lift people out of their petty preoccupations...

Nothing like that first cup of coffee, eh, Frank?

'Not one customer all day! What's the matter with this corner?'

"And that's when I realized that I much preferred making frothy desserts."

Artist is drawing a mug instead of the models.

'I was a tall, handsome prince, and an evil witch downsized me.'

You're only as old as you feel!

'Next!'

"Flavor? It's 'let me drink my first cup before I stab you in the eyes' flavor."

"Last night I dreamt I was in a fancy french restaurant and everyone was very glad to see me."

'Let's take another look at the mugshots.'

Which Cup? 'Me' or 'Real Me'?

'I think this might explain the disappearing frog population.'

'Well I see we both got our ugly sleep.'

'If you're such a great artist how come I can't buy any of your stuff on a mug?'

We're diversifying. Behold: chicken eggnog!

'Your relatives kept me awake all night with their croaking!

"What do you mean this mug you gave me was a joke?"

"I'd like to impress my girlfriend's parents."

Beer-head

"Drinking one giant soda a day sounds healthier than drinking 6 sodas. At least I'm not dealing with all the guilt."

'Ever since I started wearing this fake crown, lovely girls have kept coming up and kissing me...'