Frothy Friend Pillows

"I'm new here. How much do we leave for a tip?"

Beers

"I forsee you will have a better chance of winning the lottery than growing your testicles back."

The Frog Prince

Santa Dog

"Do you know I fought an hour with that salmon you're eating."

Ooooh! Someone got a carrot job! Someone got a carrot job!

'I'll just put them here until the danger of frost passes - probably next April'

'I think he got embarrassed because of the sweater. . . Another dog started laughing. I told him it was just wheezing, but he wasn't buying it.'

Hold those deer to you near to you this Christmas.

Caliologist

'My horoscope said I was going to make someone happy today.'

Snowman Driver

Romantic Frogs

Brahms and Liszt at Christmas!

"Hold my calls for a while, Wilson."

"Owning a pet is a big responsibility, not to mention never wearing dark clothing again."

"How are your latte art classes going?"

'Can't one eat in peace!'

"And that's when I realized that I much preferred making frothy desserts."

"I'm leaving a one starfish review of this tank on Yelp."

Wish You Were Beer

"I'm getting some ice cubes for my snowman. I think he's hungry."

"Old Jack Frost nipping at your nose, eh?"

'You know, I almost envy you sometimes.'

Beer

'I would love to play in your tree-house, but I can't climb trees...'

Frog Flycatcher.

"It's our fault. We put out milk & cookies and now we can't get rid of him."

'Hunger is a terrible thing, especially around dinner time!'

Tortoise Goes For A Swim

"Every time I go near the refrigerator, my fitness app somehow locks it. I think they're both conspiring against me."

'Hey, dad! Look what I got in trade for your golf clubs!'

'Where's your goldfish?'