Froth Fanatic Pillows

"Could I have a skinny, half fat caramel infued Americano with a double shot and froth. . . but without the coffee!"

"Yeah, I'll say that's a good head, now is there any chance you can put ome beer under it?"

Wish You Were Beer

"Great waves to day, dude!"

'Think I preferred the old Irish barman.'

#Thanksgiving #Nofilter

"Little help?"

Chiller Theatre

"If you could be any Bob Dylan you wanted to, which Bob Dylan would you be?"

'You realize we're only having three people over...'

"I'm new here. How much do we leave for a tip?"

Beers

Snowman with Happy Face Badge.

A Snowman using a Pooper-Scooper to pick up his Dog's ice cube Doo Doo

"I've had it with you guys! From now on, have your arguments on your own time!"

Cupcake Excitement Scale

"I loved the bit where you hid under the seat."

'I told him not to wear stretchy pants to dinner.'

The proper term for our special promotion is Triple Cheeseburger with a Gazillion fries...not the triple bypass special!

'Must you have chips with everything Sir Francis.'

Signing the declaration of independence.

"What does she have that I don't?"

"The kids are growing up so fast."

Baby it's cold outside.

"Of course I mind—they're mine, and I want all of them."

"At long last, Wyatt, our dream has come true and we are within reach of the legendary toast fields of the Sierra Madre."

Horror writer.

Football fan

All work and no play makes jack a dough boy.

UFO = Unidentified frying object.

"You've opened my eyes to the most disgusting worldly delights."

"That's a toaster. It's a tanning bed for bread."

"I guess it's an OK job. Minimum wage plus all you can eat. I tried to quit once but couldn't get out the door."

'Would you like a shake with your fries?'

"And that's when I realized that I much preferred making frothy desserts."