Fork Fanatic Pillows

'Wrong fork. Good Lord, man, don't you have any table manners?'

'No fair, man. How come you get a dessert fork?'

'Fetch.'

'A portcullis is SO yesterday!'

"Why do dogs wag their tails? Because it always brings results."

'Super Dog'

"If you could be any Bob Dylan you wanted to, which Bob Dylan would you be?"

"I'm working from home today."

Frog flirting.

Frog to other frog: 'Hey, nice pad.'

"Then one day, as I caught a tennis ball in midair, I asked myself, 'Is this all there is?'"

Super hero dog.

"Beware of the frog"

Boy and his dog

Cheese

"Throw, fetch, throw, fetch, throw, fetch. It all seems so obsessive-compulsive."

'I'll fetch your newspaper and your pipe, but the slippers thing is just too kinky.'

A cow goes to the Fortune Teller - 'I can see two all beef patties, special sauce, lettuce, cheese, pickles, onions, on a sesame seed bun...!'

"Sorry I'm late! The driving conditions are awful!"

Fountain of Youth/Fountain of Bacon

"Oh, Oh, Oooohh!"

"I love finding my food at the Farmers Market. Makes me feel like a true pioneer."

'I'll bet you taught him that!'

Wild Cow.

'Get right back out there, young man, and track some mud in!'

"Way too much tongue!"

"Never mind the porridge, someone's stolen my woodland mushroom collection."

Dog scared of a toad jumps onto a 'Beware the Dog' sign.

"You and your daft inventions."

'I like the frame.'

"Give it up—Frisbee is your game."

"Watch his feet - if he doesn't step into the throw, he's going to fake it."