Fork Fanatic Mugs

'Wrong fork. Good Lord, man, don't you have any table manners?'

That's a salad pitchfork, Bob.

'No fair, man. How come you get a dessert fork?'

'Fetch.'

'A portcullis is SO yesterday!'

"Why do dogs wag their tails? Because it always brings results."

'Super Dog'

"If you could be any Bob Dylan you wanted to, which Bob Dylan would you be?"

"I'm working from home today."

Frog to other frog: 'Hey, nice pad.'

Frog flirting.

"Then one day, as I caught a tennis ball in midair, I asked myself, 'Is this all there is?'"

Goat about goat: 'He's no longer gruff since he's been on Prozac.'

Super hero dog.

Cheese

Boy and his dog

"Beware of the frog"

"Throw, fetch, throw, fetch, throw, fetch. It all seems so obsessive-compulsive."

"Sorry I'm late! The driving conditions are awful!"

Fearless Frog Part 12

A cow goes to the Fortune Teller - 'I can see two all beef patties, special sauce, lettuce, cheese, pickles, onions, on a sesame seed bun...!'

'I'll fetch your newspaper and your pipe, but the slippers thing is just too kinky.'

Fountain of Youth/Fountain of Bacon

'I'm studying the lay of the land..'

"Oh, Oh, Oooohh!"

'Get right back out there, young man, and track some mud in!'

'I'll bet you taught him that!'

Wild Cow.

"Way too much tongue!"

"I love finding my food at the Farmers Market. Makes me feel like a true pioneer."

'Max and I have a give and take relationship. He sniffs my butt...and I let him.'

"Never mind the porridge, someone's stolen my woodland mushroom collection."

"You and your daft inventions."

Dog scared of a toad jumps onto a 'Beware the Dog' sign.

'I like the frame.'