Fern Fanatic Mugs

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"And, when the DNA test results arrived, the woman realized her so-called 'little terrier mix' had been part German shepherd all along."

'Some of those youngsters have come up with a terrific new idea - feathers.'

"If you could be any Bob Dylan you wanted to, which Bob Dylan would you be?"

Frog flirting.

Frog to other frog: 'Hey, nice pad.'

The Popularity of Pickleball Inspires a New Wave of Hybrid Sports.

"See, Og If mammoth foot ticklish, could me do this"

Canine obidience class: 'He wouldn't budge from the armchair.'

'Or we could just ask her what kind of dog it is.'

"Beware of the frog"

'I think he's doing ok, the coach says he has the attention span of a goldfish.'

"The trees are laughing at us."

"Well, if she didn't insist on giving me this stupid look, she wouldn't need to buy me coats in winter..."

"I love November - the crunch of leaves underfoot... the crisp air... the holiday markets..." "... it getting dark by mid-afternoon..." "Okay, that's less enjoyable."

The Games Man: He spends many hours studying minute aquatic flies...which his trout very rarely eat.

"Devi's brew?"

'What great fall blooms. These flowers make yummy pumpkin pie spice!'

'Yes, the treestand's maximum weight capacity is 300 pounds, you weigh 301 pounds.'

"Pumpkin spice has been very good to me."

"Oh, Oh, Oooohh!"

Dog scared of a toad jumps onto a 'Beware the Dog' sign.

Fat Kid 3- Pet slug runs amok (colour)

"Way too much tongue!"

"A hole half this size sold for 340,000 acorns last week! No inspection!"

"Of course I gained weight...it snowed last night."

The Horn of Unanswered Email

'He's not showing off to me as much as he used to...'

'Food fight!'

USING QUILLS

"You are going to meet a beautiful young lady at a biology lesson. . ."

'It's only four acres but we're glad we bought it - he's always wanted to be an expert in his own field.'

'That's a quack-quack'. Ornithological conference.