Fern Fanatic Mugs

I love Ferns

Ernie, I hear you're an amateur botanist who believes some plants are baseball fans. Yes, ivy plants root for the Chicago Cubs and dream of being in Wrigley Field themselves on day. King Ferns are fans of the Kansas City Royals. Cattails follow the Detroit Tigers. And Redwood trees are huge supporters of their local team in San Francisco. That makes sense. Giants love the Giants! Redwood trees are the team's biggest fans!

I Love Ferns

"And, when the DNA test results arrived, the woman realized her so-called 'little terrier mix' had been part German shepherd all along."

'Some of those youngsters have come up with a terrific new idea - feathers.'

"If you could be any Bob Dylan you wanted to, which Bob Dylan would you be?"

"See, Og If mammoth foot ticklish, could me do this"

The Popularity of Pickleball Inspires a New Wave of Hybrid Sports.

'Or we could just ask her what kind of dog it is.'

Frog flirting.

Frog to other frog: 'Hey, nice pad.'

Canine obidience class: 'He wouldn't budge from the armchair.'

"Beware of the frog"

'I think he's doing ok, the coach says he has the attention span of a goldfish.'

"I love November - the crunch of leaves underfoot... the crisp air... the holiday markets..." "... it getting dark by mid-afternoon..." "Okay, that's less enjoyable."

"The trees are laughing at us."

"Devi's brew?"

'What great fall blooms. These flowers make yummy pumpkin pie spice!'

Fearless Frog Part 12

"Well, if she didn't insist on giving me this stupid look, she wouldn't need to buy me coats in winter..."

The Games Man: He spends many hours studying minute aquatic flies...which his trout very rarely eat.

'Yes, the treestand's maximum weight capacity is 300 pounds, you weigh 301 pounds.'

"Pumpkin spice has been very good to me."

"Oh, Oh, Oooohh!"

Dog scared of a toad jumps onto a 'Beware the Dog' sign.

Fat Kid 3- Pet slug runs amok (colour)

"A hole half this size sold for 340,000 acorns last week! No inspection!"

"Way too much tongue!"

"Of course I gained weight...it snowed last night."

The Horn of Unanswered Email

Frog Baby Names

"You are going to meet a beautiful young lady at a biology lesson. . ."

Hmm, now that I see it, I think I like the dam back where you put it before.

'He's not showing off to me as much as he used to...'

'It's only four acres but we're glad we bought it - he's always wanted to be an expert in his own field.'