Froth Fanatic Mugs

"Could I have a skinny, half fat caramel infued Americano with a double shot and froth. . . but without the coffee!"

"Yeah, I'll say that's a good head, now is there any chance you can put ome beer under it?"

Wish You Were Beer

"Great waves to day, dude!"

'Think I preferred the old Irish barman.'

#Thanksgiving #Nofilter

"Little help?"

Chiller Theatre

"If you could be any Bob Dylan you wanted to, which Bob Dylan would you be?"

"I'm new here. How much do we leave for a tip?"

'You realize we're only having three people over...'

Beers

A Snowman using a Pooper-Scooper to pick up his Dog's ice cube Doo Doo

"I've had it with you guys! From now on, have your arguments on your own time!"

Cupcake Excitement Scale

"I loved the bit where you hid under the seat."

The proper term for our special promotion is Triple Cheeseburger with a Gazillion fries...not the triple bypass special!

'Must you have chips with everything Sir Francis.'

"What does she have that I don't?"

"The kids are growing up so fast."

"Of course I mind—they're mine, and I want all of them."

Baby it's cold outside.

"At long last, Wyatt, our dream has come true and we are within reach of the legendary toast fields of the Sierra Madre."

Horror writer.

"That's a toaster. It's a tanning bed for bread."

"You've opened my eyes to the most disgusting worldly delights."

Football fan

UFO = Unidentified frying object.

All work and no play makes jack a dough boy.

"I guess it's an OK job. Minimum wage plus all you can eat. I tried to quit once but couldn't get out the door."

"And that's when I realized that I much preferred making frothy desserts."

'Grandma makes everything from scratch! Why don't you ever buy any scratch?'

"Brian's in the kitchen doing some blind baking."

'No fair, man. How come you get a dessert fork?'

'Gosh, he looks so peaceful lying there, I almost hate to wake him up and put him in the oven.'