Frozen Fanatic Mugs

A Snowman using a Pooper-Scooper to pick up his Dog's ice cube Doo Doo

Man Frozen in the Ice.

'Global warming? let me know when it kicks in.'

The Fourth Little Pig

"If oceans are absorbing more carbon dioxide, why isn't this water fizzy?"

The tooth fairy.

"Well how about that. . . Lady Godiva bought a Harley!"

"All I can say is thank goodness for teleconferencing."

Dragon Hair-dryer.

Lady of the bath...

"Hey! Where's that black cat? My ride's ready!"

"Little help?"

'Now they're just taking the piss.'

More Reasons To Beware Of Dog

Boy and Bear and Monster

Newt sale

'The new lad's collecting shells again boss.'

Warrior Woman

Snowman with Happy Face Badge.

"One side is for depression, the other is for anxiety, and if you're still confused make an appointment with the cat."

Jack Finds The Giant Grilling At His Giant Grill

The witch of the west again showed no water usage for the month.

"I just found a unicorn! Apparently, they just want to be left alone."

'OK, so I fumbled. Now can you cure it or not?'

"I've had it with you guys! From now on, have your arguments on your own time!"

Catasaurus

"You had the power to leave all along - just click your heels three times, grab your coat, and sneak out without saying goodbye."

Giant reptiles use building as a pinata.

Nobody mourned Sir Dad-Joke.

"Cthulhus, sir. Thousands of 'em."

The last song before the party exploded.

"This will be a tricky operation."

'See how the fools flee when fantasy role-play is fantasy no longer!'

Cupcake Excitement Scale

',,,And we'd really like a heart for the Tin Man,,,'