Frozen Fanboy Mugs

"Business has picked up since we introduced short term cryogenic stays for the football off season."

"Thor! I am Thor! Ha. Just kidding. I'm Tom the Seagull."

King Arthur on the lake trying to open letters when the lady of the lake offers a letter opener.

Seagiraffes

'That's not really what I meant by 'let your hair down', Rapunzel.'

It's not because I'm nervous. The reason I'm not eating is because I really do have butterflies in my stomach.

"Congratulations, Amruk. You prove they do exist."

Pinocchio's nose used by cat as a scratching post

"How is it that someone who reads all the Harry Potter books still doesn't know the magic word?"

"Just let her believe in fairies a little while longer."

"What sorcery be this? Thine castle is bouncy!"

"Can't you do something more creative than messing around with cupboard doors?"

Dracula in a Vampire Hospital getting some extra blood from a Human blood drip

"You know how it is, one minute I'm selling insurance in South Dakota and the next minute I have a hook for a hand. How about you?"

Knight feeding his kids.

"Have you been playing dice?"

"To be honest, I don't believe in ghosts."

Paranormal A-Z...

"Little help?"

Santa, Alien, Easter Bunny and Sasquatch plan the perfect caper.

Where are they now?: Office of Management & Budget - Grumpy.

Saint George and the Drag Queen

Piracy on a boating lake

The Mouse Princess

The Loch Ness Rowing Team

Through the Looking Glass - Queen Alice with Frog

"Yes, I said bring me the king. . .But not that king."

"I know! Two years without anymore Game Of Thrones?"

Snowman with Happy Face Badge.

"Honey, where did you put my Green Lantern cufflinks?!"

'Isn't it cute the way they compete so hard?'

"Right here's fine."

100% carbon neutral

'The dreaded Anachronisaurus strikes again!'

'Let go of that balloon right now!'