Frozen Fanboy Pillows

"Business has picked up since we introduced short term cryogenic stays for the football off season."

"Thor! I am Thor! Ha. Just kidding. I'm Tom the Seagull."

King Arthur on the lake trying to open letters when the lady of the lake offers a letter opener.

Seagiraffes

It's not because I'm nervous. The reason I'm not eating is because I really do have butterflies in my stomach.

"Congratulations, Amruk. You prove they do exist."

"Just let her believe in fairies a little while longer."

"What sorcery be this? Thine castle is bouncy!"

Santa, Alien, Easter Bunny and Sasquatch plan the perfect caper.

Paranormal A-Z...

Where are they now?: Office of Management & Budget - Grumpy.

"To be honest, I don't believe in ghosts."

Dracula in a Vampire Hospital getting some extra blood from a Human blood drip

"You know how it is, one minute I'm selling insurance in South Dakota and the next minute I have a hook for a hand. How about you?"

Saint George and the Drag Queen

"Little help?"

"Can't you do something more creative than messing around with cupboard doors?"

"Have you been playing dice?"

Piracy on a boating lake

Knight feeding his kids.

The Mouse Princess

The Loch Ness Rowing Team

100% carbon neutral

"Honey, where did you put my Green Lantern cufflinks?!"

'Isn't it cute the way they compete so hard?'

"Right here's fine."

'The dreaded Anachronisaurus strikes again!'

Through the Looking Glass - Queen Alice with Frog

'Let go of that balloon right now!'

A Snowman using a Pooper-Scooper to pick up his Dog's ice cube Doo Doo