Fantasy Fanboy Mugs

'I'm typecast!'

"Thor! I am Thor! Ha. Just kidding. I'm Tom the Seagull."

"Unfortunately, once the child contracts Pokémon, he lives with it forever."

King Arthur on the lake trying to open letters when the lady of the lake offers a letter opener.

Seagiraffes

'That's not really what I meant by 'let your hair down', Rapunzel.'

The Fourth Little Pig

A fairy with wand and crown in pink tutu

It's not because I'm nervous. The reason I'm not eating is because I really do have butterflies in my stomach.

"Congratulations, Amruk. You prove they do exist."

"I got super baked in the shire and accidentally recruited these four little weirdos for the most important mission of all time."

"Well how about that. . . Lady Godiva bought a Harley!"

"This brew is quite hoppy - they must of added too much toad."

"Well, what did you expect? They were both missing vital organs."

"I'm not here to slay you. I'm here to talk to you about diversifying your investment portfolio."

"Just let her believe in fairies a little while longer."

The tooth fairy.

Pinocchio's nose used by cat as a scratching post

"What sorcery be this? Thine castle is bouncy!"

'Me, I don't spend my pocket money: I hoard it...'

"How is it that someone who reads all the Harry Potter books still doesn't know the magic word?"

"All I can say is thank goodness for teleconferencing."

'We're gonna need a bigger moat...!'

Dragon Hair-dryer.

Fairy Library - Frontispiece to Jack and the Beanstalk

The Mouse Princess

Lady of the bath...

Paranormal A-Z...

"To be honest, I don't believe in ghosts."

Knight feeding his kids.

"Have you been playing dice?"

Where are they now?: Office of Management & Budget - Grumpy.

"Can't you do something more creative than messing around with cupboard doors?"

"No Frodo, we are still many leagues from Mordor. This is from a wildfire by I-5 west of Bakersfield."

Santa, Alien, Easter Bunny and Sasquatch plan the perfect caper.