Frozen Humor Enthusiast Mugs

'Ice Road Urinalysis' -frozen instantly

'There's old Jim off to the shops. Slowed down a lot these days, ain't he.'

A Snowman using a Pooper-Scooper to pick up his Dog's ice cube Doo Doo

Rude Snowpeople

A Snowman falls down drunk outside a bar.

'Don't worry, Alice. I won't leave you.'

'That was quite a snow storm last night.'

Snowman Driver

'Oh that's weird! i just had a shiver go down my wallet. My wife must have just bought something.'

Well, technically, no, you don't have seasonal affective disorder.

Snowman about snowman fallen on ice: 'Obviously they would have had time to clear the ice.'

"It's your turn to shovel the perch."

Frosty decides to have a carrot job

"It's freezing out here - can I come in?"

'Didn't I warn you not to have the vindaloo?'

'Global warming? let me know when it kicks in.'

'No, you heard me right. I need my air conditioner fixed not my heater.'

'Didn't I tell you I could find carrots even in winter?'

"I've made a snow angel."

Apartments for rent. Central Air!

'Bless you.'

Carrot shortage goes on.

Don't worry Sir, being colour-blind is not much of a problem around here...

"Put on a top hat and scarf. You'll freeze your carrot off!"

"I'm so sorry, I didn't realize the water balloons had already frozen..."

"What was she thinking?!?"

"The bully at school keeps calling me a snowflake."

Snowman: 'Maybe we should put down a towel first..?'

"That guys a son of a birch."

Cows looking at an bottom ice sculpture: 'Yep, it's cold alright!'

"Hi chums, I'll try anything once."

'Welcome to our world standy uppy slippy world you swimmy jerk!'

'We should have bought the piano first, and built the igloo around it.'

"It reminds me of my dad. He's got a big head, and his eyes are bigger than his stomach."

On the Ice.