Frozen Humor Enthusiast Prints

'Ice Road Urinalysis' -frozen instantly

'There's old Jim off to the shops. Slowed down a lot these days, ain't he.'

A Snowman using a Pooper-Scooper to pick up his Dog's ice cube Doo Doo

A Snowman falls down drunk outside a bar.

Rude Snowpeople

'Don't worry, Alice. I won't leave you.'

'That was quite a snow storm last night.'

'Oh that's weird! i just had a shiver go down my wallet. My wife must have just bought something.'

Snowman Driver

Snowman about snowman fallen on ice: 'Obviously they would have had time to clear the ice.'

'Didn't I warn you not to have the vindaloo?'

'Global warming? let me know when it kicks in.'

"It's freezing out here - can I come in?"

Frosty decides to have a carrot job

"It's your turn to shovel the perch."

'No, you heard me right. I need my air conditioner fixed not my heater.'

"I've made a snow angel."

'Didn't I tell you I could find carrots even in winter?'

Apartments for rent. Central Air!

'Bless you.'

"I'm so sorry, I didn't realize the water balloons had already frozen..."

Don't worry Sir, being colour-blind is not much of a problem around here...

Carrot shortage goes on.

"Put on a top hat and scarf. You'll freeze your carrot off!"

"What was she thinking?!?"

"Oi! You little fucker!"

Cows looking at an bottom ice sculpture: 'Yep, it's cold alright!'

"Hi chums, I'll try anything once."

'We should have bought the piano first, and built the igloo around it.'

'Welcome to our world standy uppy slippy world you swimmy jerk!'

On the Ice.

"Suncreen's for the birds right, Oscar?!"

"The bully at school keeps calling me a snowflake."