Winter Humor Fan Mugs

'I always wore white clothing, so I would be visible to traffic, but then I was knocked down by a snow plough.'

"Harold, you fool, what were you thinking?!"

When jail is full cons with tongues stuck to metal pole,

The Abominable Snowmom

"I know I made fun of you for using a box, but it's cold out. It makes sense now, so can I use it?"

Charlie is worried the other snowmen are laughing at his little carrot.

"If you don't pay up, we will make your life a misery, and you know we can do it."

"Bad Dog!"

Winter 2010: Washington, DC.

'Oh that's weird! i just had a shiver go down my wallet. My wife must have just bought something.'

'Didn't I tell you I could find carrots even in winter?'

Kohler Solid Ice Series

"Oi! You little fucker!"

'Welcome to our world standy uppy slippy world you swimmy jerk!'

'Next time, eat your chili outside!'

'We should have bought the piano first, and built the igloo around it.'

Snowman and robber, "Freeze!"

"That probably explains the dog barking last night!"

"Little help?"

'There's old Jim off to the shops. Slowed down a lot these days, ain't he.'

Try me/try me/try me...

'I'm the ghost of Christmas future. I'm hammered, can we do this later...?'

"Your tires are spinning and you're stuck."

'He's got your nose.'

A Snowman falls down drunk outside a bar.

'Our trip to Florida was great until Rob took us driving with the dolphins.'

'Let's skip Mr. Arnold's house. He's the dog catcher.'

I made snow angels in my good clothes and mom gave me the devil for it!

'That was quite a snow storm last night.'

'It's easy, just wee!'

'One of my relatives is coming to Thanksgiving dinner...and one of yours.'

Snowman Driver

"Frosty the Repairman"

"Well, hello there yourself!"

'I bought winter tyres and it didn't snow.'