Forge Fanatic Pillows

'Have you hammered out the new rule book yet?'

Watching the furnace fire

'Have you tried our home-made wine?'

'A portcullis is SO yesterday!'

'Fetch.'

"Why do dogs wag their tails? Because it always brings results."

'Super Dog'

'Thanks to the internet it is now possible to be extremely well-informed and completely wrong at the same time!'

"I'm working from home today."

Sunbathers.

"Then one day, as I caught a tennis ball in midair, I asked myself, 'Is this all there is?'"

'You wanted to be a wine maker in the worst way, Paul - and you've succeeded.'

"By labeling it, I control it."

Super hero dog.

Boy and his dog

"Ooooooh, just what I wanted!"

"Throw, fetch, throw, fetch, throw, fetch. It all seems so obsessive-compulsive."

Man opens refrigerator which promptly burps.

"You'll love this model, sir! You won't have to miss any of the sports action when you go for a beer!"

'I'll fetch your newspaper and your pipe, but the slippers thing is just too kinky.'

'I'll bet you taught him that!'

'I like the frame.'

"I'm taking a gap year and then getting my Master's in Fetching and Staying."

"Watch his feet - if he doesn't step into the throw, he's going to fake it."

"Honestly, I prefer stick."

"You'll have to excuse my date. He spontaneously combusts from time to time."

'Well, ex-CU-U-Use ME!'

"Give it up—Frisbee is your game."

"If you want to play fetch with the dog, throw your own @#&% arm."

'He took a fetching class.'

'A-1 security from crime ... but can't stand the isolation.'

'Good dog!'

"It all comes down to the aging and fermentation process."

"It's called being preemptive."