Fork Fan Pillows

A Fork-lift.

"You and your daft inventions."

"Sign my yearbook?"

Frog to frog: 'Do you promise to love me warts and all?'

"If you could just get rid of the split ends, that will be fine."

Young Dr. Dolittle.

'You're a genius, Hoppy!'

Raptures

"Go figure: nobody wanted to kiss me when I was an ugly prince, but now, somehow, pretty girls are lining up!"

"What do you call a person who only eats corn?"

You said you wanted beer with hops !

Yoyo sheep

'Do you want me to get the fish bone out, or not?'

An experimentalist alarms his guests by describing the appearance of the mushrooms in a dish they have just eaten.

'No, you can't play Space Invaders in it.'

"I see you also took the road less travelled!"

Apparently all our farts damage the ozone layer....

Pond Dipping...

We interrupt this program to bring you, Tommy, a message from you teacher. Have you finished your report on frogs?

'It works all the time: Light a candle and dinner comes to you...'

'Remember to eat your 500,000 a day son!'

"Petting, fetching, receiving belly rubs . . . It all adds to your billable hours."

Despite Having Given Up His Veterinary Practice George liked To Keep His Hand In...

'This'll save a couple of journeys!'

'What TV show do frog princes go on ...?...'

"I'm on a diet, how many calories in a fly?"

"It's a scientific breakthrough! This seed will produce less corn...thus driving up the price!"

"Loves it, just can't get the little fellow off it"

Old Frogs' Home

Baby frog with fly mobile.

'It's the cows. They can't get past a cattle guard.'

'Dad, are you sure this is building the right muscles for football?'

She kept Dracula at bay with an episode of the Archers.

What's the insect de jour?

'Hey! No Tongues!'