Corn Fan Pillows

"What do you call a person who only eats corn?"

baby sweetcorn...

"I can't give you a prescription for milk and cookies."

They try, but those crows can't make noises they used to. The lost caws!

"If you could just get rid of the split ends, that will be fine."

Raptures

'Burl says it only works with corn though if you want to try it.'

Yoyo sheep

OFA. Onion Farmer of the Year. I told myself I wasn't going to cry ….

"He won't eat anything but corn."

Apparently all our farts damage the ozone layer....

'No, you can't play Space Invaders in it.'

'Fine. And you?'

'When the doctor told you to warm up before exercising, I don't think he meant with hot chocolate and hot cross buns.'

"You and your daft inventions."

Tuna Salad, Meat Loaf, Cheese Omelet and Bean Soup

'Remember to eat your 500,000 a day son!'

Despite Having Given Up His Veterinary Practice George liked To Keep His Hand In...

'This'll save a couple of journeys!'

"It's a scientific breakthrough! This seed will produce less corn...thus driving up the price!"

She kept Dracula at bay with an episode of the Archers.

'It's the cows. They can't get past a cattle guard.'

'Can we get the corn that's already been chewed?!'

TV Chef Cooking Range

'Dad, are you sure this is building the right muscles for football?'

A cow on a drip.

A cow with a Brazilian.

"One of your delicious ducks got into my yard yesterday."

Free Range Eggs - ""I've decided to sell up. I'm having trouble making hens meet."

"Hurry, I've been waiting for you."

'I got the job, Mom. You always said I'd make a living with my hands.'

'To her...the basic 4 food groups are canned, frozen, fast and delivered.'

Scotsman Playing Cow Bagpipes.

'Is it true you're covered in genuine pigskin?'

You can always tell animals trained by 4H kids.