Crow Fan Pillows

Crow Feeder.

Burning the Scarecrow

'The proliferation of bird watchers make me more and more self-conscious...'

"Sign my yearbook?"

Frog to frog: 'Do you promise to love me warts and all?'

"Happy St Patrick’s Day"

Head over Hooves

Wolf trying on sheep's clothing at a retail store.

'You're a genius, Hoppy!'

Wolf Karaoke

Hey. Hey. Polly wants some folly.

"Go figure: nobody wanted to kiss me when I was an ugly prince, but now, somehow, pretty girls are lining up!"

"What do you call a person who only eats corn?"

You said you wanted beer with hops !

Three lanes of traffic with the first two lanes crowded with turtles. The third lane (to the left) a couple rabbits speeding along without any traffic. An easy pass sign has carrots replacing dollars.

'Okay, on the count of three we fight back. One. . . Two. . .'

'Fine. And you?'

Pond Dipping...

Stepping on clown's shoe...

Bessy had won the 100m sprint... but many suspected Steeroid abuse!

'It works all the time: Light a candle and dinner comes to you...'

"Stop squawking. Use your words."

"Hurray! I just got born!"

We interrupt this program to bring you, Tommy, a message from you teacher. Have you finished your report on frogs?

"No need for stage fright, it's just a documentary crew: be yourself..."

'What TV show do frog princes go on ...?...'

Comedian faces audience of clowns: 'Ooh, tough crowd.'

"I'm on a diet, how many calories in a fly?"

What's the insect de jour?

"Loves it, just can't get the little fellow off it"

Dogs and Chickens

'Hey! No Tongues!'