Froth Artist Fan Pillows

'Think I preferred the old Irish barman.'

'It's my homage to Picasso.' (Snowman is all mixed up with eyes and nose in odd places)

"Little help?"

Soldier armed with a pen.

Wagging Dog

Pharaoh Cocoon

"I just cleaned that glass! How can it already be covered in nose prints?!"

Picasso: The Early Years

"Picasso: Post cataract surgery."

"Dave, quick word about religious symbols in the workplace..."

"She said it has a blistering fervency that reminds her of a slide."

Swan in a trenchcoat.

The Land Before Mimes.

Cubism Model

"A lot of you used to know us as the L.A. Punksters. Then for a while we were the Rappin' Rapmen. Now we call ourselves Los Latinos del Momento."

"Sorry, y'all — no locals. This is a tourists-only bar."

"This was his real breakthrough piece."

"No it's fine, really. I'm just saying it's not very mysterious."

Football fan

"How are your latte art classes going?"

'I was going to leak this to wikileaks. Then I thought, why not write a 'tell all' book instead?'

"... And precisely how long have you been reading underground comix?"

Munch Master.

"And that's when I realized that I much preferred making frothy desserts."

Mouse eating the fruit in a picture

Falling for art

Percentage artwork

'Oh, yeah! I'm a bigger waste of tax payer money than you!'

At The Imaginary Museum of Fine Art: 'Bare Bulb Hanging' A Deconstructed Mobile.

Wish You Were Beer

"He had it commissioned just before he died."