Frothy Artist Pillows

"How are your latte art classes going?"

"We're bringing the arts and sciences together here by giving crayons to mice."

'Think I preferred the old Irish barman.'

'Oh, Arthur...You sweet, blind, mad, dear, silly fool....Don't you see it could never last?'

'A little piece of advice, Verl. . . cut your sandwich loaf on a diagonal . . . that way people will think they're gettin' more.'

Paint pots in love

"I'm new here. How much do we leave for a tip?"

Beers

"Of course they're permanent. I'm an artist."

Texturing the Walls

Ooooh! Someone got a carrot job! Someone got a carrot job!

Man finishing painting through flap in door.

"Sorry - He's changed His mind again. Stripes on the zebra, spots on the giraffe, no stars on the lion and make the elephant bigger and the amoebae smaller."

'I'm in the amusingly shaped vegetables department.'

Culinary surgery.

"This is one of her more important paintings from her early period."

An assortment of vegetables in the form of Tables

"Somehow, some way, we have to guide these people back to reality!"

Funky Chef 2

"Cliff's really devoted to his art. He'll wait hours for someone to take a shot to the groin."

Picasso

Weight lifter using his foot to take a photograph.

"My two-year-old actually did paint that."

"I didn't have a carrot so I used a fish stick for his nose."

"Edward! Where are our children?"

"Well, that's right. It is a disco ball. The regular lamp is in the shop."

A dog whose nose is a gun.

"I see the radiator's Baroque again."

"And that's when I realized that I much preferred making frothy desserts."

'Hope you don't mind the boxing gloves. I'm no good at hands.'

'Quit playing with it.'

'Allow me to suck the electricity out.'

"Did you ever notice, the snow is always whiter on the other side of the glacier?"

Wish You Were Beer

Ski Lift Glove Fishing