Frothy Artist Gifts

"How are your latte art classes going?"

"We're bringing the arts and sciences together here by giving crayons to mice."

'Think I preferred the old Irish barman.'

'Oh, Arthur...You sweet, blind, mad, dear, silly fool....Don't you see it could never last?'

'A little piece of advice, Verl. . . cut your sandwich loaf on a diagonal . . . that way people will think they're gettin' more.'

"I'm new here. How much do we leave for a tip?"

Beers

Paint pots in love

"Of course they're permanent. I'm an artist."

Man finishing painting through flap in door.

Ooooh! Someone got a carrot job! Someone got a carrot job!

Texturing the Walls

"Sorry - He's changed His mind again. Stripes on the zebra, spots on the giraffe, no stars on the lion and make the elephant bigger and the amoebae smaller."

'I'm in the amusingly shaped vegetables department.'

"This is one of her more important paintings from her early period."

Culinary surgery.

An assortment of vegetables in the form of Tables

"Somehow, some way, we have to guide these people back to reality!"

Weight lifter using his foot to take a photograph.

"Cliff's really devoted to his art. He'll wait hours for someone to take a shot to the groin."

Picasso

Funky Chef 2

"My two-year-old actually did paint that."

"I didn't have a carrot so I used a fish stick for his nose."

"Edward! Where are our children?"

A dog whose nose is a gun.

"Well, that's right. It is a disco ball. The regular lamp is in the shop."

"I see the radiator's Baroque again."

"And that's when I realized that I much preferred making frothy desserts."

"Ok, let's sneak up on Mr. Canvas and see if we can make a good impression."

"It's ok for you! My cartoonist just can't adapt to his new varifocals!!"

"Your aunt wants to know what we're doing these days, so I'm sending her a picture of our fridge."

Ski Lift Glove Fishing

'Quit playing with it.'

'Hope you don't mind the boxing gloves. I'm no good at hands.'