Froth Artist Fan Gifts

'Think I preferred the old Irish barman.'

'It's my homage to Picasso.' (Snowman is all mixed up with eyes and nose in odd places)

"Little help?"

Soldier armed with a pen.

Snowman with Happy Face Badge.

Wagging Dog

Pharaoh Cocoon

Picasso: The Early Years

"I just cleaned that glass! How can it already be covered in nose prints?!"

Tonight: Town Hall Meeting. With free speech, sometimes I think that you get what you pay for!

"Dave, quick word about religious symbols in the workplace..."

"Picasso: Post cataract surgery."

"She said it has a blistering fervency that reminds her of a slide."

Swan in a trenchcoat.

"A lot of you used to know us as the L.A. Punksters. Then for a while we were the Rappin' Rapmen. Now we call ourselves Los Latinos del Momento."

The Land Before Mimes.

Cubism Model

We put our child's art on the fridge - Unfortunately, she's a sculptor.

'I was going to leak this to wikileaks. Then I thought, why not write a 'tell all' book instead?'

"This was his real breakthrough piece."

Football fan

"How are your latte art classes going?"

"Sorry, y'all — no locals. This is a tourists-only bar."

"No it's fine, really. I'm just saying it's not very mysterious."

"... And precisely how long have you been reading underground comix?"

Munch Master.

"And now, Bach's Brandenburg Congerto Number One, first movement."

"And that's when I realized that I much preferred making frothy desserts."

"The secret to creating great art is knowing when to stop."

Percentage artwork

Falling for art

'Oh, yeah! I'm a bigger waste of tax payer money than you!'

Mouse eating the fruit in a picture

At The Imaginary Museum of Fine Art: 'Bare Bulb Hanging' A Deconstructed Mobile.

"He had it commissioned just before he died."