Filth Fan Gifts

'We have to put up with a fair bit to find these truffles, but we think they're worth it.'

"Fish needs a bigger bowl."

"Another dry scotch Manhattan, Mike. Make it a double."

"I'm afraid you could go at any time."

'I work two jobs and have three kids. At the end of the day I am exhausted. Do you have anything that is not sexy and just smells good.'

Pet a Puppy

Fish, singing: 'I'm a sole man..'

"...so it appears we were talking to his butt that entire time."

Fish with a human in a bowl.

"This is a great school but it wasn't my first choice."

Fish Tank Label - Corporation Fish

I told you we were late!

"Now, in contrast to the last olive oil you tasted, this one is infused with sixty-five more dollars."

Looks Like They're Finally Renovating The Toilet

"Do you think the birds like me?"

Fish, singing: 'I'm a sole man..'

'I just know I'm going to get a bite soon.'

'For the first 500 calories of what we are about to receive, make us truly thankful.'

"Larry, nooo! Don't look into the BOWL!!!"

"Finally a perfume store my husband will enjoy visiting."

'Well, back to the old drawing board.'

'Those fish-oil treatments doing your arthritis any good?'

'You've got to help my son, Doctor — he's joined a cult that crawls up on beaches!'

'Oh my! He finally proposed!'

Richard the Turd

'The worst thing about it is I'm claustrophobic.'

'The workday comes to an end at the Audubon Society.'

'Too bad we're not pay-per-view.'

"It's not expensive, sir, when you consider it's long smell-by date!"

The only Washroom on the South Pole.

Fresh fish

Thank God It's Friday.

'To think we used to complain about a little flotsam and jetsam.'

Hydration

Santa Claus Poops on the Chimney of the world.