Filth Fan Gifts

'We have to put up with a fair bit to find these truffles, but we think they're worth it.'

"Fish needs a bigger bowl."

"Another dry scotch Manhattan, Mike. Make it a double."

'I work two jobs and have three kids. At the end of the day I am exhausted. Do you have anything that is not sexy and just smells good.'

"I'm afraid you could go at any time."

Pet a Puppy

Fish, singing: 'I'm a sole man..'

"...so it appears we were talking to his butt that entire time."

Fish with a human in a bowl.

Fish Tank Label - Corporation Fish

"This is a great school but it wasn't my first choice."

"Now, in contrast to the last olive oil you tasted, this one is infused with sixty-five more dollars."

"Do you think the birds like me?"

"Larry, nooo! Don't look into the BOWL!!!"

'For the first 500 calories of what we are about to receive, make us truly thankful.'

Fish, singing: 'I'm a sole man..'

'I just know I'm going to get a bite soon.'

Looks Like They're Finally Renovating The Toilet

"Finally a perfume store my husband will enjoy visiting."

'Those fish-oil treatments doing your arthritis any good?'

'Oh my! He finally proposed!'

'You've got to help my son, Doctor — he's joined a cult that crawls up on beaches!'

"It's not expensive, sir, when you consider it's long smell-by date!"

'The worst thing about it is I'm claustrophobic.'

Fresh fish

Richard the Turd

'The workday comes to an end at the Audubon Society.'

'Too bad we're not pay-per-view.'

The only Washroom on the South Pole.

Thank God It's Friday.

Santa Claus Poops on the Chimney of the world.

"Well, there's your problem right there -- you need to sauté the onions in white wine before adding the ginger."

Hydration