Funny Fart Fan Gifts

Even the skunk blames the dog.

"I'm afraid you could go at any time."

"I've put on a few ounces, but it's mostly paperweight."

Clown's Comedy Fart.

Looks Like They're Finally Renovating The Toilet

Well, you'd better learn to like them!

Edvard Grieg

The only Washroom on the South Pole.

Richard the Turd

'Your Chef's Surprise, sir -- a sauteed whoopee cushion.'

"Beans, Them Beans, Them Beans, Beans, Beans..."

Space Pioneer

Santa Claus Poops on the Chimney of the world.

Hydration

"It was very generous of you, by the way."

'It was the only way he could fit us in at such short notice.'

Pooper Bowl Sunday.

'I'd never bite the hand that feeds me - but I won't pull its finger, either.'

"You must see someone about your problem."

"The next time you have an 'emergency', have it on the roof like every other self-respecting bird!"

Dave had developed the perfect all in one method for blowing out the candles and keeping all of the cake to himself.

The screaming fart.

Cow cartooning block.

Toilet Humour: 'Did you hear about the constipated human?'

"Uh, I was drinking that."

Count Flatula

"I'm a HUNK of burning love!"

Toilet roll beauty tips.

"Jeez, Honey, will you hurry up in there? I've been hibernating all winter, too, y'know!"

'Do you think we can afford better toilets?'...

"Kid, I'm begging you, please stop farting."

With three hours in costume still ahead of them, Mike was becoming increasingly dismayed as Ed wolfed down his third bowl of beans and cabbage.

Sheep-farts contribute to global warming...

Clown Toilet Break

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