Fart Humor Enthusiast Gifts

"Kid, I'm begging you, please stop farting."

"What is it, Lassie? You say Connor both smelt it and dealt it?!"

Clown's Comedy Fart.

Coming Soon! More Stuff You Could Live Without!

A dog on the sidewalk has a 'walk me' sign, begging for a walk.

'Your Chef's Surprise, sir -- a sauteed whoopee cushion.'

"Mr. Pope, please give this summons to your boss. The prosecutor wants to know how god can allow so much misery."

"Beans, Them Beans, Them Beans, Beans, Beans..."

Space Pioneer

Unpopular Street Signs: Go, Please Litter, Yes Parking, Garbage Collection - Sometimes Never - Mon-Fri.

'I'd never bite the hand that feeds me - but I won't pull its finger, either.'

Dave had developed the perfect all in one method for blowing out the candles and keeping all of the cake to himself.

"Your job could be worse and I'm open to any suggestion to make it so."

Walk, Don't Walk, Laugh.

"I'm a HUNK of burning love!"

The screaming fart.

Count Flatula

With three hours in costume still ahead of them, Mike was becoming increasingly dismayed as Ed wolfed down his third bowl of beans and cabbage.

No Layoffs Next 200 Miles

Drücke dein Glück: Covid-Testausgabe

Man reading the title of an all white painting at an art gallery.

Sheep-farts contribute to global warming...

Adult Magician

Despite their efforts to be credible, the pro-dad group did nothing but raise a stink.

1907: Thanks to his dog, Edward Fishkopp discovers the rocket drive.

Statue Farts.

Tony Hayward.

Brain Fart

G. BarnDollar: Bought at 7,600. . . Sold at 16,500.

"And the tattered ghost of Ayn Rand gobbled up everything on Earth and fluttered home to roost in eternal darkness."

'Okay, which one of you guys just tooted?'

21 Bun Salute.

I wish somebody had told me "Prince Charming" is an ironic nickname his fraternity gave him!

Estate Agents - Now in!! Affordable houses (flooded).

'Don't make me use my chemical weapons...'