Fart Joke Fan Gifts

"REALLY?!!!"

Cow blowing bubbles from both ends.

"No, I don't mind inhaling his second-hand smoke. It makes a pleasant change from his second-hand methane."

Count Flatula

21 Bun Salute.

Despite their efforts to be credible, the pro-dad group did nothing but raise a stink.

'Beans,beans,the musical fruit...the more you eat, the more you toot!'

"I'm afraid you could go at any time."

Clown's Comedy Fart.

'Cool! Brownstar Wars!'

Looks Like They're Finally Renovating The Toilet

'Your Chef's Surprise, sir -- a sauteed whoopee cushion.'

The only Washroom on the South Pole.

Richard the Turd

"Beans, Them Beans, Them Beans, Beans, Beans..."

Space Pioneer

Santa Claus Poops on the Chimney of the world.

Hydration

'I'd never bite the hand that feeds me - but I won't pull its finger, either.'

'It was the only way he could fit us in at such short notice.'

"It was very generous of you, by the way."

Pooper Bowl Sunday.

"You must see someone about your problem."

Dave had developed the perfect all in one method for blowing out the candles and keeping all of the cake to himself.

"The next time you have an 'emergency', have it on the roof like every other self-respecting bird!"

Traffic Jam

"Kid, I'm begging you, please stop farting."

'Do you think we can afford better toilets?'...

"Jeez, Honey, will you hurry up in there? I've been hibernating all winter, too, y'know!"

Toilet roll beauty tips.

"Uh, I was drinking that."

"I'm a HUNK of burning love!"

Toilet Humour: 'Did you hear about the constipated human?'

The screaming fart.

With three hours in costume still ahead of them, Mike was becoming increasingly dismayed as Ed wolfed down his third bowl of beans and cabbage.