Fart Jokes Gifts

'I'd never bite the hand that feeds me - but I won't pull its finger, either.'

'Okay, which one of you guys just tooted?'

"This stool shall pass."

Clown's Comedy Fart.

'Your Chef's Surprise, sir -- a sauteed whoopee cushion.'

"Beans, Them Beans, Them Beans, Beans, Beans..."

Space Pioneer

To prevent geese from flying toward its planes, Jupiter Airlines made some key design changes,

Pooper Bowl Sunday.

Dave had developed the perfect all in one method for blowing out the candles and keeping all of the cake to himself.

A Taco Tuesday Tragedy

"I'm a HUNK of burning love!"

'If they don't want me drinking out of the toilet, what's this roll of napkins for?'

"Kid, I'm begging you, please stop farting."

The screaming fart.

A sausage dog shrinking after toileting

Count Flatula

'You need orthopedic brake shoes.'

With three hours in costume still ahead of them, Mike was becoming increasingly dismayed as Ed wolfed down his third bowl of beans and cabbage.

Sheep-farts contribute to global warming...

'Over on stage number two is the lovely, succulent, Misty Flatulence!'

Despite their efforts to be credible, the pro-dad group did nothing but raise a stink.

1907: Thanks to his dog, Edward Fishkopp discovers the rocket drive.

Cat reads the paper while on the 'toilet'.

Statue Farts.

'I'd give it five minutes if I were you'

'Relax, I'm only going to open a window.'

Brain Fart

21 Bun Salute.

Even the skunk blames the dog.

'Don't make me use my chemical weapons...'

Fart propelled speedboat.

'The return of the Jehovah's Witnesses'

'Hurry up, I gotta go to the bathroom!'

'Normally, he's an indoor dog, but he got into the bean dip.'