Fart Jokes Gifts

'I'd never bite the hand that feeds me - but I won't pull its finger, either.'

'Your Chef's Surprise, sir -- a sauteed whoopee cushion.'

"Beans, Them Beans, Them Beans, Beans, Beans..."

Space Pioneer

Dave had developed the perfect all in one method for blowing out the candles and keeping all of the cake to himself.

A Taco Tuesday Tragedy

Count Flatula

"Kid, I'm begging you, please stop farting."

'If they don't want me drinking out of the toilet, what's this roll of napkins for?'

'You need orthopedic brake shoes.'

"I'm a HUNK of burning love!"

A sausage dog shrinking after toileting

Sheep-farts contribute to global warming...

1907: Thanks to his dog, Edward Fishkopp discovers the rocket drive.

'Over on stage number two is the lovely, succulent, Misty Flatulence!'

Statue Farts.

'I'd give it five minutes if I were you'

Brain Fart

'Relax, I'm only going to open a window.'

Even the skunk blames the dog.

'Don't make me use my chemical weapons...'

Fart propelled speedboat.

'The return of the Jehovah's Witnesses'

"Rule one of Fart Club is everyone follows through in this Fart Club."

'Normally, he's an indoor dog, but he got into the bean dip.'

"What is it, Lassie? You say Connor both smelt it and dealt it?!"