Fart Humor Aficionado Gifts

'Normally, he's an indoor dog, but he got into the bean dip.'

Clown's Comedy Fart.

Herding lava back to the fire pit.

'Your Chef's Surprise, sir -- a sauteed whoopee cushion.'

"Beans, Them Beans, Them Beans, Beans, Beans..."

Space Pioneer

'I'd never bite the hand that feeds me - but I won't pull its finger, either.'

Dave had developed the perfect all in one method for blowing out the candles and keeping all of the cake to himself.

Count Flatula

"I'm a HUNK of burning love!"

'Stop gritting your teeth!'

The screaming fart.

"Kid, I'm begging you, please stop farting."

With three hours in costume still ahead of them, Mike was becoming increasingly dismayed as Ed wolfed down his third bowl of beans and cabbage.

Man reading the title of an all white painting at an art gallery.

Sheep-farts contribute to global warming...

Despite their efforts to be credible, the pro-dad group did nothing but raise a stink.

1907: Thanks to his dog, Edward Fishkopp discovers the rocket drive.

Statue Farts.

Brain Fart

21 Bun Salute.

'Okay, which one of you guys just tooted?'

'Don't make me use my chemical weapons...'

Even the skunk blames the dog.

I wish somebody had told me "Prince Charming" is an ironic nickname his fraternity gave him!

Estate Agents - Now in!! Affordable houses (flooded).

Fart propelled speedboat.

"Maybe we should take a break from smashing our air guitars at the end of each show. Replacing them is getting really expensive!"

"You're in an airtight suit - are you sure you want me to pull your finger?"

Lets...Play...Faaaaarts. 'Lets...play...faaaarts'

"Rule one of Fart Club is everyone follows through in this Fart Club."

"No beans for you, you're on a fart free diet."

Cow blowing bubbles from both ends.

"REALLY?!!!"

"What is it, Lassie? You say Connor both smelt it and dealt it?!"