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'Normally, he's an indoor dog, but he got into the bean dip.'

Herding lava back to the fire pit.

'Your Chef's Surprise, sir -- a sauteed whoopee cushion.'

"Beans, Them Beans, Them Beans, Beans, Beans..."

Space Pioneer

'I'd never bite the hand that feeds me - but I won't pull its finger, either.'

Dave had developed the perfect all in one method for blowing out the candles and keeping all of the cake to himself.

'Stop gritting your teeth!'

Count Flatula

"I'm a HUNK of burning love!"

"Kid, I'm begging you, please stop farting."

Man reading the title of an all white painting at an art gallery.

Sheep-farts contribute to global warming...

1907: Thanks to his dog, Edward Fishkopp discovers the rocket drive.

Statue Farts.

Brain Fart

'Don't make me use my chemical weapons...'

Even the skunk blames the dog.

Estate Agents - Now in!! Affordable houses (flooded).

Fart propelled speedboat.

Lets...Play...Faaaaarts. 'Lets...play...faaaarts'

"No beans for you, you're on a fart free diet."

"You're in an airtight suit - are you sure you want me to pull your finger?"

"Rule one of Fart Club is everyone follows through in this Fart Club."

'I always thought wine came from half-empty bottles left in the park.'

Cow blowing bubbles from both ends.

"REALLY?!!!"

"What is it, Lassie? You say Connor both smelt it and dealt it?!"