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'Houston, we have a problem...' - Astronaut farting.

'Am I being too suspicious or do you think it's possible that they're crooked?'

Crap from the future.

Apple Pie Abduction

A dog on the sidewalk has a 'walk me' sign, begging for a walk.

"Despite thoroughly scraping the celebrity barrel, that Orwellian nightmare Celebrity Big Brother is back on our screens again."

'Your Chef's Surprise, sir -- a sauteed whoopee cushion.'

The Monroe Doctrine

"Ah...summer...and umbrellas as far as you can see...it reminds me of England!"

Honest Voting Stickers

"The way you look at me, Craig... you really see me."

'Henry was an undecided voter four years ago when he entered that voting booth, and I'm still waiting for him to decide and come home.'

Before disposing of useless information please make file copies.

"Beans, Them Beans, Them Beans, Beans, Beans..."

Think tanks.

Evil Henchman Gets a Promotion.

Suggestions and Cheap Shots.

Our large economy size packet hasn't been selling...it's too big to carry home.

Space Pioneer

"It's not so much a minivan as it is a hearse for our youth."

'For donating half my property to the poor, I'll get the 'Unselfish Millionaire of the Year' medal and a supporting receipt for my allowable expenses!'

Police Lineup Escape

"Welcome to Alabama. Pro-life at birth; not so much after that."

Traders joining Wall Street protests

'Your Majesty, the peasants are out of bread', 'Then let them eat low-carb stuff,'

"Six hundred Starbucks closing? Really? Is that on the East Side or West Side?"

Dollars Press Conference

"I don't know what that is, either - it could be the Olsen twins."

'Escape?...Why?'

"Uncle Tod's Reviews"

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