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"Beans, Them Beans, Them Beans, Beans, Beans..."

'Excuse me...'

"I'm a HUNK of burning love!"

Farting/ No Farting.

'Captain, I strongly recommend we refrain from our traditional rear smelling greeting!'

'Jeez! That is one stinky ass!'

"Rule one of Fart Club is everyone follows through in this Fart Club."

"You're in an airtight suit - are you sure you want me to pull your finger?"

Extra bubbles

"I'm afraid you could go at any time."

Clown's Comedy Fart.

Looks Like They're Finally Renovating The Toilet

'Your Chef's Surprise, sir -- a sauteed whoopee cushion.'

Richard the Turd

The only Washroom on the South Pole.

Space Pioneer

Santa Claus Poops on the Chimney of the world.

Hydration

'It was the only way he could fit us in at such short notice.'

Pooper Bowl Sunday.

"It was very generous of you, by the way."

To prevent geese from flying toward its planes, Jupiter Airlines made some key design changes,

'I'd never bite the hand that feeds me - but I won't pull its finger, either.'

"You must see someone about your problem."

Dave had developed the perfect all in one method for blowing out the candles and keeping all of the cake to himself.

"The next time you have an 'emergency', have it on the roof like every other self-respecting bird!"

Toilet roll beauty tips.

'Any other symptoms besides difficulty in marking your territory'

"Uh, I was drinking that."

The screaming fart.

Count Flatula

'Do you think we can afford better toilets?'...

"Jeez, Honey, will you hurry up in there? I've been hibernating all winter, too, y'know!"

Toilet Humour: 'Did you hear about the constipated human?'

"Kid, I'm begging you, please stop farting."