Fart Joke Fan T-Shirts

"REALLY?!!!"

Cow blowing bubbles from both ends.

"No, I don't mind inhaling his second-hand smoke. It makes a pleasant change from his second-hand methane."

Count Flatula

'Beans,beans,the musical fruit...the more you eat, the more you toot!'

"I'm afraid you could go at any time."

'Cool! Brownstar Wars!'

Looks Like They're Finally Renovating The Toilet

Richard the Turd

The only Washroom on the South Pole.

'Your Chef's Surprise, sir -- a sauteed whoopee cushion.'

"Beans, Them Beans, Them Beans, Beans, Beans..."

Space Pioneer

Santa Claus Poops on the Chimney of the world.

Hydration

'It was the only way he could fit us in at such short notice.'

'I'd never bite the hand that feeds me - but I won't pull its finger, either.'

Dave had developed the perfect all in one method for blowing out the candles and keeping all of the cake to himself.

"You must see someone about your problem."

Traffic Jam

"I'm a HUNK of burning love!"

Toilet Humour: 'Did you hear about the constipated human?'

'Do you think we can afford better toilets?'...

"Uh, I was drinking that."

Toilet roll beauty tips.

"Kid, I'm begging you, please stop farting."

"Jeez, Honey, will you hurry up in there? I've been hibernating all winter, too, y'know!"

Sheep-farts contribute to global warming...

Clown Toilet Break

Litterature

1907: Thanks to his dog, Edward Fishkopp discovers the rocket drive.

Rugby player with a convenient toilet in the goal posts

Statue Farts.

Men/Women/Santa.