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"Kid, I'm begging you, please stop farting."

"What is it, Lassie? You say Connor both smelt it and dealt it?!"

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A dog on the sidewalk has a 'walk me' sign, begging for a walk.

'Your Chef's Surprise, sir -- a sauteed whoopee cushion.'

"Mr. Pope, please give this summons to your boss. The prosecutor wants to know how god can allow so much misery."

"Beans, Them Beans, Them Beans, Beans, Beans..."

Space Pioneer

'I'd never bite the hand that feeds me - but I won't pull its finger, either.'

Unpopular Street Signs: Go, Please Litter, Yes Parking, Garbage Collection - Sometimes Never - Mon-Fri.

Dave had developed the perfect all in one method for blowing out the candles and keeping all of the cake to himself.

"Your job could be worse and I'm open to any suggestion to make it so."

Count Flatula

"I'm a HUNK of burning love!"

Walk, Don't Walk, Laugh.

No Layoffs Next 200 Miles

Sheep-farts contribute to global warming...

Drücke dein Glück: Covid-Testausgabe

Man reading the title of an all white painting at an art gallery.

1907: Thanks to his dog, Edward Fishkopp discovers the rocket drive.

Statue Farts.

Brain Fart

G. BarnDollar: Bought at 7,600. . . Sold at 16,500.

'Don't make me use my chemical weapons...'

Even the skunk blames the dog.

Estate Agents - Now in!! Affordable houses (flooded).

Fart propelled speedboat.