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Statue Farts.

"I'm afraid you could go at any time."

"Awww man. My nuts are so old they're wrinkled." "Tell me about it."

"What do you call a person who only eats corn?"

Nobody mourned Sir Dad-Joke.

Next to Nothing

Looks Like They're Finally Renovating The Toilet

'That's a picture of my granddad with shoulder length hair and a beard. That's why mom calls these albums hair looms.'

"I love my new tie! I'll wear it to work tomorrow." "The report'll be done shortly." "Excellent!"

A dog on the sidewalk has a 'walk me' sign, begging for a walk.

Hammer and chisel discussing what they've been doing, chisel says; 'Oh you know, getting into a few scrapes.'

Richard the Turd

Note Book

'Your Chef's Surprise, sir -- a sauteed whoopee cushion.'

The only Washroom on the South Pole.

"How much did it cost to have your ears pierced?"

"It's a dependent!"

"Beans, Them Beans, Them Beans, Beans, Beans..."

Hydration

Santa Claus Poops on the Chimney of the world.

Space Pioneer

"OK...what's the quickest way to the hospital?"

Looky... It's Bat'minton... I'll see myself out."

'It was the only way he could fit us in at such short notice.'

'I'd never bite the hand that feeds me - but I won't pull its finger, either.'

"You must see someone about your problem."

Dave had developed the perfect all in one method for blowing out the candles and keeping all of the cake to himself.

"Oh no, the lectern and microphone. I get the feeling I'm getting another one of your boring life lectures."

Count Flatula

"Kid, I'm begging you, please stop farting."

"I'm a HUNK of burning love!"

Toilet roll beauty tips.