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"Harry's putting is not the only thing that stinks!"

'The bank says they're freezing my assets! I don't understand: They've always been frozen...'

Fly fishing.

Man takes picutre of other man holding up huge worm at Bait Shop.

'Your Chef's Surprise, sir -- a sauteed whoopee cushion.'

"Beans, Them Beans, Them Beans, Beans, Beans..."

'That's it gentlemen, we're broke. Anybody know any good jokes?'

"Is this fake noodle." "Yes, impasta."

Space Pioneer

'Your car's ready, but drive carefully for awhile. I had to give the student an 'F' for the work he did on it.'

"Congratulations! You've told the same joke one thousand times!"

'I'd never bite the hand that feeds me - but I won't pull its finger, either.'

'Smoking or non-smoking?'

"No sign of Simba?"

Chicken Road Crossing

"I don't ever want you taken away, son. Never get into subtraction."

Dave had developed the perfect all in one method for blowing out the candles and keeping all of the cake to himself.

'Oh Hank, you say that now but once you have one it'll change your life.'

Count Flatula

Swami Trevor's Brotherhood of Celestial Enlightenment

'Looks like we've got ourselves another cow jacking.'

'Never say 'let's dye a hundred eggs'. You'll be eating your words for weeks.'

"Kid, I'm begging you, please stop farting."

"I'm a HUNK of burning love!"

'Must you find fault every time she brings a boyfriend home?'

Sheep-farts contribute to global warming...

'The difference between this place and yoghurt is... Yoghurt has real culture!'

1907: Thanks to his dog, Edward Fishkopp discovers the rocket drive.

'You're right - the dog did eat your homework.'

"Hey, you're cute, you must give me your number."