Fart Humor Appreciator T-Shirts

Your ability to work under pressure is evident.

'Your Chef's Surprise, sir -- a sauteed whoopee cushion.'

David Niven caricature

"Beans, Them Beans, Them Beans, Beans, Beans..."

Space Pioneer

Tyrannosaurus Tex

'I'd never bite the hand that feeds me - but I won't pull its finger, either.'

Eugene Delacroix

Dave had developed the perfect all in one method for blowing out the candles and keeping all of the cake to himself.

"Kid, I'm begging you, please stop farting."

Count Flatula

"I'm a HUNK of burning love!"

Sheep-farts contribute to global warming...

1907: Thanks to his dog, Edward Fishkopp discovers the rocket drive.

'Darling - look! I've dropped a gene size already.'

Statue Farts.

'I hate half moon.'

Brain Fart

'Must be the footnotes.'

Even the skunk blames the dog.

'Don't make me use my chemical weapons...'

Fart propelled speedboat.

"Rule one of Fart Club is everyone follows through in this Fart Club."

"You're in an airtight suit - are you sure you want me to pull your finger?"

"What is it, Lassie? You say Connor both smelt it and dealt it?!"

"YouTube have scrapped their dislike button and he doesn't know how to respond."