Fart Humor Appreciator Gifts

Your ability to work under pressure is evident.

Clown's Comedy Fart.

'Your Chef's Surprise, sir -- a sauteed whoopee cushion.'

David Niven caricature

"Beans, Them Beans, Them Beans, Beans, Beans..."

Space Pioneer

Tyrannosaurus Tex

Eugene Delacroix

'I'd never bite the hand that feeds me - but I won't pull its finger, either.'

Dave had developed the perfect all in one method for blowing out the candles and keeping all of the cake to himself.

"Kid, I'm begging you, please stop farting."

'I hear voices in my head.'

Count Flatula

"I'm a HUNK of burning love!"

The screaming fart.

With three hours in costume still ahead of them, Mike was becoming increasingly dismayed as Ed wolfed down his third bowl of beans and cabbage.

Sheep-farts contribute to global warming...

'Darling - look! I've dropped a gene size already.'

Despite their efforts to be credible, the pro-dad group did nothing but raise a stink.

1907: Thanks to his dog, Edward Fishkopp discovers the rocket drive.

Statue Farts.

Mike Rutherford

Brain Fart

'I hate half moon.'

No caption (A large nesting doll is shown wearing a mask. There are various descending sizes of masks hanging on hooks on the wall).

'Okay, which one of you guys just tooted?'

21 Bun Salute.

'Must be the footnotes.'

'Don't make me use my chemical weapons...'

I wish somebody had told me "Prince Charming" is an ironic nickname his fraternity gave him!

Even the skunk blames the dog.

Fart propelled speedboat.

"You're in an airtight suit - are you sure you want me to pull your finger?"

"Rule one of Fart Club is everyone follows through in this Fart Club."

"What is it, Lassie? You say Connor both smelt it and dealt it?!"