Fart Joke Enthusiast Gifts

'That's our manual back up.'

"...He turned, farted and then was gone."

Zoology Class. Test Today. What did you get for the question about Fuzzy Wuzzy?

'What did one flea ask the other?' 'Shall we walk or take the dog?'

'He who laughs last probably doesn't get it.'

"The tests confirms you have short-term memory loss."

"Eat me"

Clown's Comedy Fart.

"Someone throw him a punchline!"

"I always check twitter before work, to see if yesterday's joke got me the sack."

'Since laughter is the best medicine, I have a joke, Hee, Hee, Haw,Ha!...that could simply wipe out your Infectious Mononucleosis!'

Alphabet soup gets cold for slow readers.

'Listen Sonny, I don't want or NEED to get to the other side!'

Higher wisdom...

'Do you do self-deprecating humour?'

"Amateurs."

"This is the fourth student who bubbled in Y-O-U-R N-A-M-E when I told the class to 'bubble in your name'!"

"So, if the Pope is pious, what kind of pie is he... apple?"

"I love a woman with a sense of humour."

"Sounds like cracked ribs. Try loosening your belt."

Creating dummy corporations for dummies.

Laughter Is The Best Medicine

'Inside Ralph is a comedienne crying to get out.'

Every class has one. . .

Your stomach is growling Mr. Fusco. Is that all that is? I've been paying my psychiatrist good money to help me to stop hearing inner voices.

"Congratulations, Gentlemen! We removed it from his skull without damaging his funny bone!"

'Your Chef's Surprise, sir -- a sauteed whoopee cushion.'

'The pills stopped your depression but we may need to adjust the dosage, Sister Naomi.'

'Make him laugh, make him cry.'

'Igor, quit bugging me!'

'How do you stop a fish from smelling?'

"I don't know how to tell you this, but it looks like you have a brain the size of a walnut."

Pre-Minstrel Tension

'The only way anyone gets in is on there knees.'

"Beans, Them Beans, Them Beans, Beans, Beans..."