Fart Joke Enthusiast Pillows

'That's our manual back up.'

"...He turned, farted and then was gone."

'What did one flea ask the other?' 'Shall we walk or take the dog?'

'He who laughs last probably doesn't get it.'

"The tests confirms you have short-term memory loss."

"Eat me"

"Someone throw him a punchline!"

"I always check twitter before work, to see if yesterday's joke got me the sack."

Alphabet soup gets cold for slow readers.

'Since laughter is the best medicine, I have a joke, Hee, Hee, Haw,Ha!...that could simply wipe out your Infectious Mononucleosis!'

'Do you do self-deprecating humour?'

"Amateurs."

Higher wisdom...

'Listen Sonny, I don't want or NEED to get to the other side!'

"I love a woman with a sense of humour."

"So, if the Pope is pious, what kind of pie is he... apple?"

"This is the fourth student who bubbled in Y-O-U-R N-A-M-E when I told the class to 'bubble in your name'!"

"Sounds like cracked ribs. Try loosening your belt."

Laughter Is The Best Medicine

Creating dummy corporations for dummies.

Pre-Minstrel Tension

"I don't know how to tell you this, but it looks like you have a brain the size of a walnut."

'The pills stopped your depression but we may need to adjust the dosage, Sister Naomi.'

'How do you stop a fish from smelling?'

Every class has one. . .

'Inside Ralph is a comedienne crying to get out.'

'Make him laugh, make him cry.'

'Your Chef's Surprise, sir -- a sauteed whoopee cushion.'

'Igor, quit bugging me!'

"And watch out for the boss,he has a habit of creeping up on you."

"Beans, Them Beans, Them Beans, Beans, Beans..."

'Of course she can talk - She INVENTED talking.'