Fart Joke Collectors Gifts

"Harry's putting is not the only thing that stinks!"

Clown's Comedy Fart.

'The bank says they're freezing my assets! I don't understand: They've always been frozen...'

Fly fishing.

Man takes picutre of other man holding up huge worm at Bait Shop.

'Your Chef's Surprise, sir -- a sauteed whoopee cushion.'

"Beans, Them Beans, Them Beans, Beans, Beans..."

'That's it gentlemen, we're broke. Anybody know any good jokes?'

"Is this fake noodle." "Yes, impasta."

Space Pioneer

'Your car's ready, but drive carefully for awhile. I had to give the student an 'F' for the work he did on it.'

"Congratulations! You've told the same joke one thousand times!"

'What a gyp! Yesterday, after I got fixed, I put my testicles under my pillow, and all I got was a quarter!'

Chicken Road Crossing

"No sign of Simba?"

'Smoking or non-smoking?'

'I'd never bite the hand that feeds me - but I won't pull its finger, either.'

"I don't ever want you taken away, son. Never get into subtraction."

Dave had developed the perfect all in one method for blowing out the candles and keeping all of the cake to himself.

'Oh Hank, you say that now but once you have one it'll change your life.'

"I'm a HUNK of burning love!"

Count Flatula

Swami Trevor's Brotherhood of Celestial Enlightenment

The screaming fart.

'Looks like we've got ourselves another cow jacking.'

"Kid, I'm begging you, please stop farting."

'Never say 'let's dye a hundred eggs'. You'll be eating your words for weeks.'

'Must you find fault every time she brings a boyfriend home?'

With three hours in costume still ahead of them, Mike was becoming increasingly dismayed as Ed wolfed down his third bowl of beans and cabbage.

Sheep-farts contribute to global warming...

"Forensics put time of death about 3 hours ago chief. . .they're certain it was a potato gun."

'The difference between this place and yoghurt is... Yoghurt has real culture!'

1907: Thanks to his dog, Edward Fishkopp discovers the rocket drive.

Despite their efforts to be credible, the pro-dad group did nothing but raise a stink.

'You're right - the dog did eat your homework.'