Fan Of Fart Jokes Mugs

Statue Farts.

"I'm afraid you could go at any time."

"Awww man. My nuts are so old they're wrinkled." "Tell me about it."

Clown's Comedy Fart.

Nobody mourned Sir Dad-Joke.

"What do you call a person who only eats corn?"

Next to Nothing

A dog on the sidewalk has a 'walk me' sign, begging for a walk.

'That's a picture of my granddad with shoulder length hair and a beard. That's why mom calls these albums hair looms.'

"I love my new tie! I'll wear it to work tomorrow." "The report'll be done shortly." "Excellent!"

Looks Like They're Finally Renovating The Toilet

Hammer and chisel discussing what they've been doing, chisel says; 'Oh you know, getting into a few scrapes.'

The only Washroom on the South Pole.

'Your Chef's Surprise, sir -- a sauteed whoopee cushion.'

Richard the Turd

"How much did it cost to have your ears pierced?"

Note Book

"It's a dependent!"

"Beans, Them Beans, Them Beans, Beans, Beans..."

Hydration

Space Pioneer

"OK...what's the quickest way to the hospital?"

Santa Claus Poops on the Chimney of the world.

Looky... It's Bat'minton... I'll see myself out."

'I'd never bite the hand that feeds me - but I won't pull its finger, either.'

Pooper Bowl Sunday.

'It was the only way he could fit us in at such short notice.'

"It was very generous of you, by the way."

"You must see someone about your problem."

"The next time you have an 'emergency', have it on the roof like every other self-respecting bird!"

Dave had developed the perfect all in one method for blowing out the candles and keeping all of the cake to himself.

"Oh no, the lectern and microphone. I get the feeling I'm getting another one of your boring life lectures."

"Uh, I was drinking that."

"What happens if you get the headphones in the wrong ear?"

Toilet roll beauty tips.