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Dave had developed the perfect all in one method for blowing out the candles and keeping all of the cake to himself.

Sheep-farts contribute to global warming...

'Your Chef's Surprise, sir -- a sauteed whoopee cushion.'

Space Pioneer

How the big bang theory came about.

1907: Thanks to his dog, Edward Fishkopp discovers the rocket drive.

Lets...Play...Faaaaarts. 'Lets...play...faaaarts'

Clown's Comedy Fart.

You are my sunshine!

"And you've had this headache since you left the pub last night?"

'Shuck me.'

"Beans, Them Beans, Them Beans, Beans, Beans..."

'I'd never bite the hand that feeds me - but I won't pull its finger, either.'

Professional Forecasting Inc.

'I don't think much of this topless darts bob'

"Kid, I'm begging you, please stop farting."

"I'm a HUNK of burning love!"

Count Flatula

The screaming fart.

'Hurry, Andrea, here comes the hunk mail!'

'Wow! The earache I've had for three weeks is gone!'

With three hours in costume still ahead of them, Mike was becoming increasingly dismayed as Ed wolfed down his third bowl of beans and cabbage.

Man reading the title of an all white painting at an art gallery.

"Don't worry. We've never hit a target since we've been in office."

'I'm getting ready for mating season.'

Despite their efforts to be credible, the pro-dad group did nothing but raise a stink.

"Check it out, bro - this pneumatic tub pipes us from the frat to Wallstreet."

Statue Farts.

Early Darts.

Foxy Lady

"It's taken care of - they all chipped in!"

My company just cut our pension plan. I can help with that, m'lady. I'm Recession Man! You can bring back our pension? I can bring you lots of back rubs. Can you at least kick the tar out of the executives who cut our retirement benefits? Lady, I'm a lover, not a fighter. Batman! I hate to talk about another superhero, but he doesn't bathe. The Adventures of Recession Man.

Brain Fart

"Let me guess, you joined Alpha Delta Dogma"

Canine Frat Parties