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Man reading the title of an all white painting at an art gallery.

'Your Chef's Surprise, sir -- a sauteed whoopee cushion.'

'The sleepover was great Mum: Timmy's house is a pigsty just like ours...'

Space Pioneer

"And that's when I realized that I much preferred making frothy desserts."

Dave had developed the perfect all in one method for blowing out the candles and keeping all of the cake to himself.

"Kid, I'm begging you, please stop farting."

'Ah, it seems that I've completely misjudged the mood of the evening.'

Sheep-farts contribute to global warming...

1907: Thanks to his dog, Edward Fishkopp discovers the rocket drive.

"My decorating style is more like 'Flung Shui'."

'You have to clean it yourself. There is no delete key.'

"Check it out, bro - this pneumatic tub pipes us from the frat to Wallstreet."

"I've brought the wrong tickets...And I've come to the wrong show."

Statue Farts.

Brain Fart

Canine Frat Parties

"Let me guess, you joined Alpha Delta Dogma"

"Fidelity, Ellen, stifles creativity."

Even the skunk blames the dog.

'Don't make me use my chemical weapons...'

Fart propelled speedboat.

"I'm trying to decide between a cocktail with a cute name and one that's blatantly sexual."

Lets...Play...Faaaaarts. 'Lets...play...faaaarts'

"What is it, Lassie? You say Connor both smelt it and dealt it?!"

'And what makes you think you're good enough for the darts team?'

'Normally, he's an indoor dog, but he got into the bean dip.'

Your ability to work under pressure is evident.

"Ha ha. Stop by and say hello to your mother. Ha ha, that's a good one!"

"...He turned, farted and then was gone."