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Man reading the title of an all white painting at an art gallery.

'Your Chef's Surprise, sir -- a sauteed whoopee cushion.'

'The sleepover was great Mum: Timmy's house is a pigsty just like ours...'

Space Pioneer

"The self-portraits of Mexican artist Frida Kahlo were influenced by the great artists of her time."

"And that's when I realized that I much preferred making frothy desserts."

Dave had developed the perfect all in one method for blowing out the candles and keeping all of the cake to himself.

'Ah, it seems that I've completely misjudged the mood of the evening.'

The screaming fart.

"Kid, I'm begging you, please stop farting."

With three hours in costume still ahead of them, Mike was becoming increasingly dismayed as Ed wolfed down his third bowl of beans and cabbage.

Sheep-farts contribute to global warming...

"Check it out, bro - this pneumatic tub pipes us from the frat to Wallstreet."

'You have to clean it yourself. There is no delete key.'

"My decorating style is more like 'Flung Shui'."

1907: Thanks to his dog, Edward Fishkopp discovers the rocket drive.

Billie Piper.

"I've brought the wrong tickets...And I've come to the wrong show."

Statue Farts.

Canine Frat Parties

Brain Fart

"Let me guess, you joined Alpha Delta Dogma"

"Fidelity, Ellen, stifles creativity."

Even the skunk blames the dog.

'Don't make me use my chemical weapons...'

Fart propelled speedboat.

Lets...Play...Faaaaarts. 'Lets...play...faaaarts'

'Normally, he's an indoor dog, but he got into the bean dip.'

'And what makes you think you're good enough for the darts team?'

"I'm trying to decide between a cocktail with a cute name and one that's blatantly sexual."

"What is it, Lassie? You say Connor both smelt it and dealt it?!"

'I told you this would happen if you kept leaving your clothes on the floor.'

Your ability to work under pressure is evident.

"...He turned, farted and then was gone."

'I wonder why we geeks don't get more women?'