Frat Enthusiast T-Shirts

"Check it out, bro - this pneumatic tub pipes us from the frat to Wallstreet."

Canine Frat Parties

"Let me guess, you joined Alpha Delta Dogma"

Squeezing the Free Press.

UNFADED GLORY

"Life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness. Choose two."

The Idea of America.

'Your Chef's Surprise, sir -- a sauteed whoopee cushion.'

"Consensus on a Friday afternoon... what a lovely way to begin the weekend!"

Space Pioneer

'Yes, I speak perfect English, I have to 'cause you English are too bloody lazy to learn French!'

Frat House Feng Shui

Top Soviet Dissident Freed

"You are a Democracy! You are free! The sky is the limit!"

"Dictators of the world - you better do your maths!"

Dave had developed the perfect all in one method for blowing out the candles and keeping all of the cake to himself.

Editorial Control

Times Of Terrorism Bill Of Rights

'Thank you for calling civil liberties - your call may be recorded...'

James Baldwin

Naturist Beach - Nudity strictly enforced.

Internal Prisons

Worker escapes his cubicle by climbing a beanstalk.

Beware of the Blog.

"My only hope is that future generations honor this day of independence with a huge one-day sale."

'T.S.I.F.'

Hopeful Liberty

The screaming fart.

'He says he too would be grinning were he to be adored all over the world.'

"Watch him. His body says Monday but his face says Friday."

"You should go freelance like me!"

Man reading the title of an all white painting at an art gallery.

Sheep-farts contribute to global warming...

'This is my little brother -- He believes in freedom of screech.'

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