Fart Enthusiast Pillows

Dave had developed the perfect all in one method for blowing out the candles and keeping all of the cake to himself.

Sheep-farts contribute to global warming...

'Your Chef's Surprise, sir -- a sauteed whoopee cushion.'

Space Pioneer

1907: Thanks to his dog, Edward Fishkopp discovers the rocket drive.

Lets...Play...Faaaaarts. 'Lets...play...faaaarts'

You are my sunshine!

"And you've had this headache since you left the pub last night?"

'Shuck me.'

"Beans, Them Beans, Them Beans, Beans, Beans..."

'I'd never bite the hand that feeds me - but I won't pull its finger, either.'

Professional Forecasting Inc.

'I don't think much of this topless darts bob'

"Kid, I'm begging you, please stop farting."

'Hurry, Andrea, here comes the hunk mail!'

Count Flatula

"I'm a HUNK of burning love!"

Man reading the title of an all white painting at an art gallery.

"Don't worry. We've never hit a target since we've been in office."

'I'm getting ready for mating season.'

"Check it out, bro - this pneumatic tub pipes us from the frat to Wallstreet."

Statue Farts.

Early Darts.

"It's taken care of - they all chipped in!"

"Therapy dog? Who's getting the therapy here?"

"I could get lost in your eyes."

Foxy Lady

Brain Fart

'Why, Mr. Gallagher, splattery will get you everywhere!'

"Let me guess, you joined Alpha Delta Dogma"

Canine Frat Parties

Even the skunk blames the dog.

'Don't make me use my chemical weapons...'