Fart Joke Lover Prints

"Beans, Them Beans, Them Beans, Beans, Beans..."

'Excuse me...'

"I'm a HUNK of burning love!"

Farting/ No Farting.

'Captain, I strongly recommend we refrain from our traditional rear smelling greeting!'

"Rule one of Fart Club is everyone follows through in this Fart Club."

"You're in an airtight suit - are you sure you want me to pull your finger?"

Extra bubbles

"I'm afraid you could go at any time."

Looks Like They're Finally Renovating The Toilet

Richard the Turd

'Your Chef's Surprise, sir -- a sauteed whoopee cushion.'

The only Washroom on the South Pole.

Santa Claus Poops on the Chimney of the world.

Space Pioneer

Hydration

'I'd never bite the hand that feeds me - but I won't pull its finger, either.'

'It was the only way he could fit us in at such short notice.'

Dave had developed the perfect all in one method for blowing out the candles and keeping all of the cake to himself.

"You must see someone about your problem."

"Uh, I was drinking that."

"Kid, I'm begging you, please stop farting."

Toilet roll beauty tips.

"Jeez, Honey, will you hurry up in there? I've been hibernating all winter, too, y'know!"

'Any other symptoms besides difficulty in marking your territory'

Toilet Humour: 'Did you hear about the constipated human?'

Count Flatula

'Do you think we can afford better toilets?'...

"Your chicken in red wine, sir."

Sheep-farts contribute to global warming...

1907: Thanks to his dog, Edward Fishkopp discovers the rocket drive.

"In case you had any doubts, Holbrook, you're fired!"

Clown Toilet Break

Litterature

Rugby player with a convenient toilet in the goal posts