Funny Fart Fan Pillows

Even the skunk blames the dog.

"I'm afraid you could go at any time."

"I've put on a few ounces, but it's mostly paperweight."

Looks Like They're Finally Renovating The Toilet

Edvard Grieg

The only Washroom on the South Pole.

'Your Chef's Surprise, sir -- a sauteed whoopee cushion.'

Richard the Turd

"Beans, Them Beans, Them Beans, Beans, Beans..."

Hydration

Santa Claus Poops on the Chimney of the world.

Space Pioneer

'It was the only way he could fit us in at such short notice.'

'I'd never bite the hand that feeds me - but I won't pull its finger, either.'

Dave had developed the perfect all in one method for blowing out the candles and keeping all of the cake to himself.

"You must see someone about your problem."

Cow cartooning block.

'Do you think we can afford better toilets?'...

Toilet Humour: 'Did you hear about the constipated human?'

"Uh, I was drinking that."

Count Flatula

"I'm a HUNK of burning love!"

Toilet roll beauty tips.

"Jeez, Honey, will you hurry up in there? I've been hibernating all winter, too, y'know!"

"Kid, I'm begging you, please stop farting."

Sheep-farts contribute to global warming...

Clown Toilet Break

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