Funny Face Fan Pillows

Edvard Grieg

"He's taken buzzed to a whole new level."

"I've put on a few ounces, but it's mostly paperweight."

'Dang, you were right! It is formal!'

'The kids want a new motto: instead of 'slow but sure' they've come up with 'fast and funky'.'

Guy on stilts watching a balloon dog lift its leg on his stilts. Balloon animal maker watching on.

Medical Cabinet

"I asked a designer to come in and give the office a needed pick-me-up...probably should have been a little more specific."

'Oh that?... It has nothing to do with the formula; it just makes the whole thing seem less grumpy.'

'Creamed beets freak me out.'

Flo was mortified when she discovered that her web cam was broadcasting when she was testing out possible new looks.

'Last warning, Girard! Get rid of that mask!'

Smiley Victory Fingers

Hugs and knucklebumps don't mix.

'Well, apparently your mother was right. Your face is finally stuck that way.'

'No, Sweetheart. You don't have to turn your head to see the smiley face.'

'It's for you.'

Pine tree driving a truck with a human-shaped air freshener hanging off the mirror

"I'm a funny little person so I'm looking to adopt a funny little dog. Do you have one?"

'Oh boy, lucky you were there: I was cramping up. I need a few minutes rest if you don't mind...'

Even the skunk blames the dog.

Have a nice Weekend.

'Yes, I know that running after balls and bringing them back to Master is pointless, but I just love it!'

'They're hideous, aren't they?'

Fish caught on a hook.

"We call it the iPlod and it allows you to carry your whole music library around with you!"

'It's annoying: With all this digging, I always have dirty or broken fingernails...'

'Disorganized Crime.'

'Don't look at me that way, I am allergic to being eaten.'

Fred was mortified to discover his web cam was broadcasting to his new boss while he was seeing what he might look like after plastic surgery.

'Fill your trolley with our big sale, they said in the ad.'

Teenager drawing smiley face on policeman's cap.