Funny Face Enthusiast Pillows

'Creamed beets freak me out.'

Flo was mortified when she discovered that her web cam was broadcasting when she was testing out possible new looks.

'Stop pulling that silly face, Dear.'

'Who wants to be examined first?'

Edvard Grieg

People leave joke shop with false moustache, nose and glasses marketed as 'the Robert Winston'.

"I asked a designer to come in and give the office a needed pick-me-up...probably should have been a little more specific."

Street painter puts real face on man with happy face.

A man takes a selfie with an Egyptian mummy

"Apricot pit?! Are you kidding, Mister? This stuff knocks raw avocado and almond nut outta the water!!!"

ENNUI...(smiley face).

Monk with a smiley face on his tonsure.

'Hamster Swat Team.'

'Well, apparently your mother was right. Your face is finally stuck that way.'

Beard, socks and sandals.

'The break is over, guys. It's time we got back to our 'Poker Addiction Support Group.''

"If he has a tell, I haven't found it."

Mary's Botox injections paid for themselves in no time.

Breakfast. Breakfast on Instgram

"Can I get you your bill sir?"

WIZARD OF ODDS...gambling, lottery consultant.

'You're cheating. You're not playing the cards I dealt you.'

Texas Drop 'Em.

"He either has a great hand or I have unresolved feelings about my mother."

'I'll bet you fifty dollars that you can't stop gambling' Colour

'You didn't chew, did you ?!'

Cheating Death

I warned you. Martinis sipped through a straw just go down a whole lot faster!

'You cats are great bluffers.'

Picking Brains

'They're hideous, aren't they?'

Increased agricultural productivity in Cuba.

Lemonade

"When I actually was this age, I didn't have much facial expression anyway."

'When you said Bob acts like a little baby when he loses a hand, you weren't kidding.'